He directs: "And Action.. Cut, let's do it again," "Non posso lavorare cosi!" and "Eat your dinner!"

He acts: "They say this town is full of cozenage, As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye," "Jacket, what jacket?" "You must find our Jewel," and "You begin alone and in the dark."

He writes: "I am Don Quxote de la Mancha," "I'm Dmitri, the one who's having problems at airports, now," and "You end alone and in the light."

He founds: The Flying Karamazov Brothers.

He losts: (that would be telling).

He sails, he camps, he reads, he drives a Citroen DS 21 Palace, he lives in N.Y, Seattle, and Italy, he fishes, and he loves his daughters, Pesha and Rebecca.

Film Vive le Screwcap, Systems of Nature, 4Play; theatre Osare, Mutamenti, Quemar; events and spectacles La Notte Bianca (Rome, Naples); father at home

The Comedy of Errors, Seinfeld, The Jewel of the Nile, and Life: A Guide for the Perplexed

Don Quixote de la Mancha, Catch, and Life: A Guide for the Perplexed. Also Room Service, Le Petomane, L'Universe, The Brothers Karamazov, The Three Moscowteers, L'Historie du Soldat, and the libretto for Joe Hill: 16 Actions for Orchestra and Voice

With Howard Patterson